Blood Money: How to Make a Blockbuster Best Selling Most Popular Horror Movie EVAR

  Ever wonder what the secret is to making an extremely popular horror movie? One that just draws in the crowd like flies on cows in the middle of summer? One that is written and executed so poorly, and yet the money just comes flowing in and you have to...

iZombie S2:E5 Love and Basketball

Today, I am going to look at the show by characters that had much to do in this week’s episode. I think it’ll work better than jumping around the story line as it falls in the show. Believe me, “iZombie” has been doing the “flea on a hot brick” thing...

Friend Request Or Goth Witches and Popular Bitches, the Movie

  “Friend Request”  (2016) Directed by Simon Verhoeven. Starring Alycia Debnam-Carey, William Moseley, Connor Paolo ,  Brit Morgan, Brooke Markham, Sean Marquette, and Liesl Ahlers. Popular college chick Laura friends a lonely Goth from her psyche class who is more than a little clingy. When she cuts ties with her smothering...

iZombie S1:E11 Astroburger

  Last week, Major met Scott E. at the center where he is being treated. Scott has not been the same since he witnessed the Lake Washington Outbreak. That’s the one where Liv became a zombie. He informed Major of the existence of zombies and that the city had a...
iZombie S3:E7 Dirt Nap Time

iZombie S3:E7 Dirt Nap Time

The episode begins with Major revealing that he gave a dose of the cure to Natalie when he found her. Liv is upset, but she is angrier at Blaine, who she blames for the theft of the cure. She threatens to rip out his throat when she finds him.  ...
iZombie S3:E6 Some Like It Hot Mess

iZombie S3:E6 Some Like It Hot Mess

This and the next article on iZombie are very late. The Good Lady Wife and I took a much-needed and well-deserved birding trip to lovely Corpus Christi, Texas. If you are so inclined, CC is a place for birders that rivals Cape May, New Jersey (where they hold the World...
Androids Dream Of Eclectic Creeps in Alien Covenant

Androids Dream Of Eclectic Creeps in Alien Covenant

Alien Covenant (2017) Directed by Ridley Scott. Starring Michael Fassbender, Katherine Waterston and Billy Crudup. 10 years after the crew of the Prometheus met their end, the colony ship Covenant follows a mysterious signal to a habitable planet hiding deadly secrets.   We open in the past as the android David...
There’s A Fondue Party In The Black Room!

There’s A Fondue Party In The Black Room!

The Black Room (2016) Directed by Rolfe Kanefsky. Starring Natasha Henstridge, Lukas Hassel and Lin Shaye. An ancient Incubus imprisoned in the basement of a suburban house makes erotic trouble for new home owners Paul and Jennifer Hemdale. In the opening scene, Maggie Black (horror legend Lin Shaye) wakes up in the...
The Eyes Have It In CHILD EATER!

The Eyes Have It In CHILD EATER!

“Child Eater” (2016) Directed by Erlingur Thoroddsen. Starring Colin Critchley, Cait Bliss, Melinda Chilton and Kara Durrett. A young boy and his babysitter are pursued through the night by the carnivorous specter of a long dead serial killer, who plans to make a meal out of the kid. The title...
iZombie S3:E5 Spanking the Zombie

iZombie S3:E5 Spanking the Zombie

Where do we start with this one? Let’s go with Liv! A dominatrix is murdered. Actually, she was murdered a couple of weeks ago and the case gets thrown to Clive. Ravi has the brain stored in the usual “mad scientist” blue preservative. For some reason, this chemical causes the...
iZombie S3:E4 “Wag the Tongue Slowly”

iZombie S3:E4 “Wag the Tongue Slowly”

[Yes, I know that this is late. I’m late in getting it to my editor.] I love an episode with a theme. In this episode, we look at relationships. Let’s start with the murder. First is relationships at the office. We have the ultimate office gossip, who turns up dead...
A Dark Song Has A Beautiful Tempo

A Dark Song Has A Beautiful Tempo

“A Dark Song” (2016) Directed by Liam Gavin. Starring  Mark Huberman, Susan Loughnane and Steve Oram.A grieving woman hires an occultist to guide her in performing a dangerous ritual that will allow her to communicate with her murdered child. In the opening scenes, a woman named Sophia Howard purchases a...