The Eyes Have It In CHILD EATER!

“Child Eater” (2016) Directed by Erlingur Thoroddsen. Starring Colin Critchley, Cait Bliss, Melinda Chilton and Kara Durrett. A young boy and his babysitter are pursued through the night by the carnivorous specter of a long dead serial killer, who plans to make a meal out of the kid. The title...

Scream Queens Episode 11 “Black Friday”

  Dressed in white fluffiness, Chanel Oberlin enthuses about her favorite holiday, Black Friday. We see a packed and bustling shopping mall. Since all of Chanel’s haute couture is hand-delivered by the designers themselves, Black Friday is about buying cheap and forgettable gifts for friends. The cheapness of the gift...

Love The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Then You’ll Really Enjoy Repo! The Genetic Opera

“Repo! The Genetic Opera” (2008).  Catastrophic pandemic causes people’s organs to shut down. GeneCo comes up with a solution — give people replacement organs. There’s only one catch: if you can’t make your loan payments, they get repossessed.   The world is stricken with millions of deaths due to multiple...

Hannibal is Cancelled, but Will Go Out with a Bang

  First things first, I must apologize for the delay in this second installment of Bite-Size “Hannibal” (covering episodes 3 and 4 of the third season). Ironically enough I was on vacation at the happiest place on Earth (Disneyland), yet I had this insatiable craving to watch my favorite cannibal...
iZombie S3:E7 Dirt Nap Time

iZombie S3:E7 Dirt Nap Time

The episode begins with Major revealing that he gave a dose of the cure to Natalie when he found her. Liv is upset, but she is angrier at Blaine, who she blames for the theft of the cure. She threatens to rip out his throat when she finds him.  ...
iZombie S3:E6 Some Like It Hot Mess

iZombie S3:E6 Some Like It Hot Mess

This and the next article on iZombie are very late. The Good Lady Wife and I took a much-needed and well-deserved birding trip to lovely Corpus Christi, Texas. If you are so inclined, CC is a place for birders that rivals Cape May, New Jersey (where they hold the World...
Androids Dream Of Eclectic Creeps in Alien Covenant

Androids Dream Of Eclectic Creeps in Alien Covenant

Alien Covenant (2017) Directed by Ridley Scott. Starring Michael Fassbender, Katherine Waterston and Billy Crudup. 10 years after the crew of the Prometheus met their end, the colony ship Covenant follows a mysterious signal to a habitable planet hiding deadly secrets.   We open in the past as the android David...
There’s A Fondue Party In The Black Room!

There’s A Fondue Party In The Black Room!

The Black Room (2016) Directed by Rolfe Kanefsky. Starring Natasha Henstridge, Lukas Hassel and Lin Shaye. An ancient Incubus imprisoned in the basement of a suburban house makes erotic trouble for new home owners Paul and Jennifer Hemdale. In the opening scene, Maggie Black (horror legend Lin Shaye) wakes up in the...
The Eyes Have It In CHILD EATER!

The Eyes Have It In CHILD EATER!

“Child Eater” (2016) Directed by Erlingur Thoroddsen. Starring Colin Critchley, Cait Bliss, Melinda Chilton and Kara Durrett. A young boy and his babysitter are pursued through the night by the carnivorous specter of a long dead serial killer, who plans to make a meal out of the kid. The title...
iZombie S3:E5 Spanking the Zombie

iZombie S3:E5 Spanking the Zombie

Where do we start with this one? Let’s go with Liv! A dominatrix is murdered. Actually, she was murdered a couple of weeks ago and the case gets thrown to Clive. Ravi has the brain stored in the usual “mad scientist” blue preservative. For some reason, this chemical causes the...
iZombie S3:E4 “Wag the Tongue Slowly”

iZombie S3:E4 “Wag the Tongue Slowly”

[Yes, I know that this is late. I’m late in getting it to my editor.] I love an episode with a theme. In this episode, we look at relationships. Let’s start with the murder. First is relationships at the office. We have the ultimate office gossip, who turns up dead...
A Dark Song Has A Beautiful Tempo

A Dark Song Has A Beautiful Tempo

“A Dark Song” (2016) Directed by Liam Gavin. Starring  Mark Huberman, Susan Loughnane and Steve Oram.A grieving woman hires an occultist to guide her in performing a dangerous ritual that will allow her to communicate with her murdered child. In the opening scenes, a woman named Sophia Howard purchases a...