“Crimson Peak” (2015). Starring Mia Wasikowska, Jessica Chastain and Tom Hiddelson. Directed and written by the big man himself, Guillermo del Toro. Edith Cushing, aspiring author, meets the charming Thomas Sharpe. After her father is viciously murdered, she marries him and moves with him to his home in England, the … Read More
“Final Girls” (2015). Directed by Todd Strauss-Schulson. Starring Taissa Farmiga, Adam DeVine and Malin Akerman. Max, daughter of a famous 80’s scream queen, finds herself pulled into one of her mother’s movies. She finds her mother and together they fight off the crazed maniac. Slasher hi-jinx ensue. … Read More
We open on Grace and Cathy meeting to discuss the Kappa baby after the Dean’s promise to trade information for the dirt on poor Feather McCarthy. Cathy claims that being high on Klonipin caused her to say all sorts of wacky things she didn’t mean, and now that Feather is … Read More
Remember when film makers weren’t just sitting around masturbating and they were actually trying to entertain us and let the audience have some fun? Oh, you were born in the late 1990s? I’m sorry. But at least you can enjoy “Ash vs. Evil Dead!” With stars like Bruce Campbell … Read More
Living in Pennsylvania meant long drives through the heart of New England. Usually, I traveled with the Good Lady Wife. But on several occasions, her work schedule interfered with travel plans and I ended up coming home alone. I have never had a problem driving a great distance by myself. … Read More
Morda Pell knelt in the growing pool of blood, steeling her body to experience the next vision. The still warm corpses of the Hallman family were seated at the dining room table nearby, facedown in their turkey and peas, throats gouged. She curled her long fingers into trembling fists until … Read More
We pick up at the open casket funeral of Sonya aka Chanel #2, whose dying wish was to be cremated and shot into space. Each surviving Chanel and the reverse brilliant Chad Radwell say their goodbyes to their former friend, with varying degrees of warmth. And with Chanel presiding … Read More
Today, I am going to look at the show by characters that had much to do in this week’s episode. I think it’ll work better than jumping around the story line as it falls in the show. Believe me, “iZombie” has been doing the “flea on a hot brick” thing … Read More
Pennsylvania Dutch Country is one of the most recognizable areas of Pennsylvania. Sprawling around the city of Lancaster, the area is home to the Amish, a group of people who have chosen to lead a more simple existence. They have turned their backs on modern technology and use hand tools … Read More
“Kristy” (2014). Directed by Oliver Blackburn. Starring Haley Bennett, Ashley Greene, Lucas Till. College chick Justine works too hard and stays on campus during Thanksgiving break, only to run into a bunch of psychos that mark her for a sacrificial death. Will she survive? Or will she become another Kristy? … Read More
