Hot Blood Sundae Ain’t That Sweet

Hot Blood Sundae (2008) Directed by John Darbonne. Starring  Bobbi Billard, Gelusa Zaripova and Shastina Eloff. A masked killer with an interest in turning women into new soft serve flavors targets the bikini clad employees of an Adults Only ice cream store. We open with blonde bimbo Girlfriend having a … Read More

OMG Theater Presents: Beasterday

Beasterday (2014) Directed by John Bacchus. Starring Jon Arthur, Kristina Beaudouin, Valerie Bittner. A giant carnivorous Easter bunny is chased around by a small town dog catcher and a failed actress as it dines on human prey. “Beasterday” opens with a lazy credits sequence involving Easter eggs, and then we’re off … Read More

OMG Theater Presents: Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies

  “Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies” (2016) Austria. Directed by Dominik Hartl. Starring Laurie Calvert, Gabriela Marcinkova, Oscar Giese, Margarete Tiesel, and Karl Fischer. Welcome to the first installment of OMG Theater! As a movie buff, I have one mantra: You have to see bad movies in order to know … Read More

Androids Dream Of Eclectic Creeps in Alien Covenant

Alien Covenant (2017) Directed by Ridley Scott. Starring Michael Fassbender, Katherine Waterston and Billy Crudup. 10 years after the crew of the Prometheus met their end, the colony ship Covenant follows a mysterious signal to a habitable planet hiding deadly secrets.   We open in the past as the android David … Read More

There’s A Fondue Party In The Black Room!

The Black Room (2016) Directed by Rolfe Kanefsky. Starring Natasha Henstridge, Lukas Hassel and Lin Shaye. An ancient Incubus imprisoned in the basement of a suburban house makes erotic trouble for new home owners Paul and Jennifer Hemdale. In the opening scene, Maggie Black (horror legend Lin Shaye) wakes up in the … Read More

A Dark Song Has A Beautiful Tempo

“A Dark Song” (2016) Directed by Liam Gavin. Starring  Mark Huberman, Susan Loughnane and Steve Oram.A grieving woman hires an occultist to guide her in performing a dangerous ritual that will allow her to communicate with her murdered child. In the opening scenes, a woman named Sophia Howard purchases a … Read More