Wes Craven announces “People Under The Stairs Vs Shocker.” Entire world astonished.

  Wes Craven, the master of cinematic dread who gave us sassy bedtime boogeyman Freddy Krueger and lethal horror fanatic Ghostface, announced via Twitter yesterday that he would soon be pitting two of his least interesting films against each other….1991’s oddball horror thriller “The People Under The Stairs” and the … Read More

13 Things that are More Fun than Watching Upper Footage

  “The Upper Footage”: December 28th, 2009 an unnamed socialite overdoses and dies in a douchebag’s bathroom and they spend the rest of the movie trying to dispose of the body. Oh… did I spoil it for you? You’re going to thank me for that in a little bit. Like … Read More

I Can’t Rest In Pieces Until I’ve Screamed About “City of the Living Dead”

“City of the Living Dead” aka “The Gates of Hell” (1980) one of the quintessential Luci Fulci zombie movies, is about a news reporter and a psychic that race against time to close the Gates of Hell before they are opened for good. As once the Gates open, the dead … Read More

Love in the Time of Monsters: A Bigfoot, A Mutant Killer Moose, and A Bitch In Charge?

“Love in the Time of Monsters” is a 2014 horror comedy of Bigfoot proportions. Sisters Marla and Carla visit the cheesiest Americana tourist trap known to man, only to find it overrun by toxic mutant zombies wearing Bigfoot costumes. Faster than you can say “Apple Pie” the mayhem ensues and … Read More

Do You Like Serial Killers? Ever Wanted to Be Like Them? Then Don’t Despair is For You!

“Don’t Despair” is a 2015 short film starring Erin Etheridge, Kevin Reed and Bec Fordyce. Written and Directed by Alfred Giancarli. Photographed, Edited and Produced by Michael Hall. There are a lot of films out there dedicated to people’s morbid curiosity and utter love of psychotic serial killers, but rarely do you … Read More

Maggie will Crawl Her Way Into Your Heart and then Eat It

“Maggie” is a 2015 post-apocalyptic zombie drama film directed by Henry Hobson and written by John Scott III. Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Abigail Breslin. This ain’t your typical zombie movie, so hold onto your butts while Weird Musician gives us the low down on this heart-rending tragedy.   Two things … Read More

Always Watching: A Marble Hornets Story. Slenderman Lives in our Cameras and Nightmares

“Always Watching: A Marble Hornets Story” (2015). Directed by James Moran. Written by Joseph DeLage, Ian Shorr, Victor Surge and Troy Wagner. A news reporting team decides to cover a story about a clean up crew that visits foreclosed abandoned houses, and what they find in one sends them running … Read More

I’ve Got No Beef With The Zesty Cheese Served Up In Slaughterhouse

Lester Bacon has fallen on hard times, and now his slaughterhouse is about to be bought out by corporate shills. To make things worse, his rotund, mentally challenged son Buddy has taken up the family business, but instead of chopping up animals, he’s moved on to people, the other white … Read More

Masterpiece or Menace: Is Martyrs (2009) Torture Porn?

“Martyrs” (2009) is a controversial French film that some consider torture porn. It is full of brutal, raw violence all for the sake of purifying a body to allow for the transcendence of the soul and mind to a holier plane of existence, or to become one with the universal consciousness, … Read More