Top 10 of the Best Horror Movie Documentaries Ever Made

10.  Best Worst Movie They’re eating her. And then they’re going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOD! Nilbog is backwards for goblin!     “Best Worst Movie” (2009) is probably one of the most entertaining documentaries about a horrible cult classic B-movie ever made, “Troll 2” which neither has trolls, … Read More

THE BOOGENS Slithers into Your Heart with its Simple Charms

  “The Boogens” is a 1981 monster movie directed by James Conway, featuring fanged turtles with tentacles that are viciously guarding an abandoned silver mine. When the mine is bought and reopened, the Boogens go on a killing spree in an attempt to keep people out of the mine.   … Read More

The Unborn: A Dybbuk, a Rabbi and a Crazy Dog

  Directed and written by David S. Goyer, “The Unborn” (2009) is about a young woman who is fighting an evil spirit that is trying to possess her. Starring Odette Annabelle, Gary Oldman, Idris Elba and Atticus Shaffer (that weird kid from “Malcolm in the Middle”). Not to be confused … Read More

In the Aussie chiller Next of Kin, Old People Fall Down and They Can’t Get Up

Next Of Kin (1982). Directed by Tony Williams. A daughter inherits an elderly rest home, where things aren’t quite what they seem. After several untimely deaths, Linda comes across her mother’s diary and discovers that the tragic events her mother wrote about are happening again.   When Linda (Jacki Kerin) inherits the … Read More

iZombie S1:E6 Virtual Reality Bites

  Warning: This article is being written while I am consuming Herr’s Red Hot Potato Chips. It should not be assumed that I have been scratched or bitten by a zombie. I also do not imbibe in any form of energy drink, least of all Max Rager. I’m a Craft … Read More

Global Warming: A Tale of Two Blobs

In 1958, a small town in Pennsylvania was host to a terror of epic proportions. Brought to Earth by a meteor, a Blob emerged. It moved through the town, ingesting many of its inhabitants and growing large enough to cover an entire diner. This is big! Fortunately, a plucky teenager, … Read More

Terminator Genysis: What the Hell Are They Thinking?!

    “Everything has changed.” “WE are humanity’s last hope.” Me: “Bwaaaaah?” I don’t know about you guys, but I’m a huge Terminator fan. (Well, of the first two movies. The third and fourth one and the half assed TV series just didn’t do it for me. ) I was … Read More

iZombie S1:E5 Flight of the Living Dead (not to be confused with the movie of the same name)

Disclaimer: this review contains spoilers, visions of the future and references to Tax Forms. I am sorry for the last one on the list, but it is that time of year.   Here is what happened on this week’s episode (the short form or the 1040A): The Medical Examiner’s office … Read More

Unfriended Knows What you Uploaded Last Summer

An online group chat turns sinister when a ghost from their past appears and begins punishing people for the death of a friend. Directed by Levan Gabriadze, script written by Nelson Greaves, based on original ideas by developer Timur Bekmambetov. “Unfriended” was developed by Jason Blum; the producer of “Insidious”, … Read More