Always Watching: A Marble Hornets Story. Slenderman Lives in our Cameras and Nightmares

“Always Watching: A Marble Hornets Story” (2015). Directed by James Moran. Written by Joseph DeLage, Ian Shorr, Victor Surge and Troy Wagner. A news reporting team decides to cover a story about a clean up crew that visits foreclosed abandoned houses, and what they find in one sends them running … Read More

I’ve Got No Beef With The Zesty Cheese Served Up In Slaughterhouse

Lester Bacon has fallen on hard times, and now his slaughterhouse is about to be bought out by corporate shills. To make things worse, his rotund, mentally challenged son Buddy has taken up the family business, but instead of chopping up animals, he’s moved on to people, the other white … Read More

Masterpiece or Menace: Is Martyrs (2009) Torture Porn?

“Martyrs” (2009) is a controversial French film that some consider torture porn. It is full of brutal, raw violence all for the sake of purifying a body to allow for the transcendence of the soul and mind to a holier plane of existence, or to become one with the universal consciousness, … Read More

Top 10 of the Best Horror Movie Documentaries Ever Made

10.  Best Worst Movie They’re eating her. And then they’re going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOD! Nilbog is backwards for goblin!     “Best Worst Movie” (2009) is probably one of the most entertaining documentaries about a horrible cult classic B-movie ever made, “Troll 2” which neither has trolls, … Read More

THE BOOGENS Slithers into Your Heart with its Simple Charms

  “The Boogens” is a 1981 monster movie directed by James Conway, featuring fanged turtles with tentacles that are viciously guarding an abandoned silver mine. When the mine is bought and reopened, the Boogens go on a killing spree in an attempt to keep people out of the mine.   … Read More

The Unborn: A Dybbuk, a Rabbi and a Crazy Dog

  Directed and written by David S. Goyer, “The Unborn” (2009) is about a young woman who is fighting an evil spirit that is trying to possess her. Starring Odette Annabelle, Gary Oldman, Idris Elba and Atticus Shaffer (that weird kid from “Malcolm in the Middle”). Not to be confused … Read More

In the Aussie chiller Next of Kin, Old People Fall Down and They Can’t Get Up

Next Of Kin (1982). Directed by Tony Williams. A daughter inherits an elderly rest home, where things aren’t quite what they seem. After several untimely deaths, Linda comes across her mother’s diary and discovers that the tragic events her mother wrote about are happening again.   When Linda (Jacki Kerin) inherits the … Read More

iZombie S1:E6 Virtual Reality Bites

  Warning: This article is being written while I am consuming Herr’s Red Hot Potato Chips. It should not be assumed that I have been scratched or bitten by a zombie. I also do not imbibe in any form of energy drink, least of all Max Rager. I’m a Craft … Read More