B-Movies and Childhood: Why we Love the Best Worst Movies

    According to “Wikipedia,” a B-Movie is “a low-budget commercial motion picture that is not an Art House film. In its original usage, during the Golden Age of Hollywood” (roughly 1929 to 1948), “the term more precisely identified a film intended for distribution as a less-publicized, bottom half of … Read More

Schwarzeneggar Helmed Zombie Film Maggie Kicks Ass!

Maggie, a teenage girl, becomes infected during an outbreak in the Midwest of a disease that slowly turns people into zombies. Her father Wade has to fight to stay by her side as she succumbs to the horrible disease.   I’m going to say this right up front: This ain’t your average zombie gorefest. … Read More

Shut your Whore Mouth about Ghostbusters 3 Being a Bad Movie(s)!

The latest buzz around the interboner has been about the “Ghostbusters 3” movie, and the franchise’s subsequent reboot or re-imaginaning or re-re-Reeboking or whatever those cray cray kids are calling it this week/day/minute/second. Oh man, there’s some awesome fun times headed toward us! Some of you might take this as … Read More

Annabelle: The World’s Worst Killer Doll

“Annabelle” is a spin-off of the James Wan movie “The Conjuring.” After receiving a creepy looking “vintage” doll from her husband, things quickly get out of hand as cultists attack and conjure up an evil entity that possesses the doll and then tries to kill them…. Or does it? Read … Read More

Uninvited is the Pinnacle of B Horror Movie Kitty Shenanigans

  Not to be confused with the song “Uninvited” by Alanis Morissette, nor the “The Uninvited,” of which there have been three movies made in 1944, 2008 and 2009 with the EXACT SAME TITLE. The 2009 version is the American remake of the South Korean Horror film “A Tale of Two … Read More

I Spit On Your Grave Remake Isn’t Bad for Revenge Porn

  “I Spit on Your Grave” (1978) is a highly controversial “shockploitation” film that remains relevant to cinema history even today, thanks to its inversion of the damsel in distress plot device. Instead of staying a sobbing mess, the main character rises up and kills her attackers and gets revenge. It is … Read More