A Killer Is Stirring In All Through The House

All Through The House (2016) Directed by Todd Nunes. Starring Ashley Mary Nunes, Jessica Cameron, and Jennifer Wenger.  A surprisingly competent and bloody low-budget slasher film about a killer dressed as Santa Claus who terrorizes a small town. This review contains minor spoilers and, like the film itself, is definitely not family friendly. … Read More

Top 10 Most Brutal Horror Anime

By brutal horror anime we mean gore, violence, and a total emotional gut-punch in the feels.  Brace yourselves, the anime list is coming! 10. Ga-rei: Zero     The Prelude to the manga series Ga-rei, it sets in motion the antagonistic relationship between two swordswomen. Much pocky and bloodshed is shared. … Read More

Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

  “Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse” (2015). Directed by Christopher Landon. Starring Tye Sheridan, Logan Miller and Joey Morgan. Boy Scouts find themselves in the middle of a zombie outbreak. Bad jokes ensue. Also, zombie boobs.   A janitor is working in the Biotine research facility lab,  singing and … Read More

Cold Prey 2

“Cold Prey 2: Resurrection” (2008) Directed by Mats Stenberg. Starring Ingrid Bolso Berdal, Marthe Snorresdotter Rovik, Kim Arne Hagen. Jannicke survived the last movie, only to find herself stuck in a hospital, with the crazy killer that she thought she killed coming back to finish her off. Gotta respect dedication like … Read More

Ash vs. Evil Dead (He’s back baby!)

  Remember when film makers weren’t just sitting around masturbating and they were actually trying to entertain us and let the audience have some fun? Oh, you were born in the late 1990s? I’m sorry. But at least you can enjoy “Ash vs. Evil Dead!” With stars like Bruce Campbell … Read More

I Need A Cigarette After This Satisfying DEATHGASM

  “Deathgasm” 2015. Directed by Jason Lei Howden. Starring Milo Cawthorne, Kimberely Crossman and James Blake. Death metal loving teens seek to escape their mundane suburban hell by summoning the demon known as The Blind One. All hell breaks loose, (ha) as their neighbors and family members are possessed by demons and … Read More

Blood Money: How to Make a Blockbuster Best Selling Most Popular Horror Movie EVAR

  Ever wonder what the secret is to making an extremely popular horror movie? One that just draws in the crowd like flies on cows in the middle of summer? One that is written and executed so poorly, and yet the money just comes flowing in and you have to … Read More

Astron 6’s THE EDITOR: Dreamlogic, Porn Mustaches, Alternate Realities and Cake Fetishes

    The Editor (2014). Directed by Adam Brooks and Matthew Kennedy. Zany off-the-cuff Gonzo slasher film that pays homage to Giallo films from the 1970’s and 1980’s.   In Astron 6’s masterpiece, we meet the world’s greatest film editor, Rey Ciso. Or at least he WAS the top of … Read More

Ash Vs. Evil Dead: The Camp, The Mayhem, The Main Man Ash Williams is Back!

  Fans of the “Evil Dead” series rejoice! Ash Williams (Bruce Campbell) is back, and grooming a new generation to fight the evil deadites in the Starz original series, “Ash vs. Evil Dead.” It preserves all of the splatterpunk goodness of “The Evil Dead” and “The Evil Dead II,” while … Read More