In The Blood! Scream Queens Episode 6!

Scream Queens Episode 6 “Blood Drive” Cathy Munsch discovers that the hospital’s blood supply is running so low that Chanel No. 3 has been mopping up blood from murder victims and bagging it, along with loose change and other flotsam. C.U.R.E. Institute needs the red stuff! Chanel suggests a blood … Read More

Terror Trumps All! Scream Queens Episode 4!

Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 4 “Halloween Blues” We open on Chanel screaming her heart out as she lays next to the recently deceased Chad Radwell on the slab at a morgue. For some reason, she is dressed like Jackie O. The Chanels, Cathy, Zayday and Dr. Holt enter, sporting … Read More

Idiot Hookers, Rejoice! Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 1!

Scream Queens Season 2 Episode 1: “Scream Again” Halloween 1985.  Our Lady Of Perpetual Suffering Hospital At the hospital, staff members in costume gyrate to eerie music while the patient alarm at the nurses station goes unheeded. A distraught pregnant wife grabs a nurse dressed like a witch and explains that … Read More

Scream Queens Episode 13 “The Final Girl(s)”

    We flash forward to a pledge mixer for Rush Week at Kappa House in January 2016. The entire atmosphere seems different. No more “Good evening, sluts” or degrading body critiques. Instead, Zayday and Grace warmly welcome the new pledge class with acceptance and kindness. Cathy Munsch has allowed … Read More

Scream Queens Episode 12 “Dorkus”

  We pick up in Pete’s dorm room, as he stands before the armoire containing his Red Devil costume and Grace struggles to make sense of his claim that he’s a murderer. Turns out Pete followed Boone home from killing Shondelle, the security guard, outside Kappa Kappa Tau. He caught … Read More

Scream Queens Episode 9 “Ghost Stories”

Boone is gulping down an orange slushy while on the phone again on Wallace University campus. His massive unruly wig and fake beard should keep him from being recognized, right? Frat guys approach him and are thrilled to meet the villain of Gladiator, Joaquin Phoenix. Boone tells his devilish partner … Read More

Scream Queens Episode 6 “Seven Minutes In Hell”

  When last we saw the sisters of Kappa Kappa Tau, they were voting for sorority president. Would sitting prez Chanel Oberlin be dethroned by upstart Zayday Williams? I’ll spare you the suspense. It’s a tie and the two become co-presidents. At first, Chanel is put off by the outcome … Read More

Scream Queens Episode 4 “Haunted House”

  Welcome to Chanel-o-Ween! It’s that special time of the year when tremendously charitable Chanel Oberlin rains cheap horror related gifts down on her frumpy Instagram followers. Or “My precious donkeys,” as she calls them. Severed rubber heads and limbs, boxes filled simply with fake blood are mailed out to … Read More