KRISTY meets scary cultists who love her hair. I’m serious.

“Kristy” (2014). Directed by Oliver Blackburn. Starring Haley Bennett, Ashley Greene, Lucas Till. College chick Justine works too hard and stays on campus during Thanksgiving break, only to run into a bunch of psychos that mark her for a sacrificial death. Will she survive? Or will she become another Kristy?   … Read More

Scream Queens Episode 4 “Haunted House”

  Welcome to Chanel-o-Ween! It’s that special time of the year when tremendously charitable Chanel Oberlin rains cheap horror related gifts down on her frumpy Instagram followers. Or “My precious donkeys,” as she calls them. Severed rubber heads and limbs, boxes filled simply with fake blood are mailed out to … Read More

Blood Money: How to Make a Blockbuster Best Selling Most Popular Horror Movie EVAR

  Ever wonder what the secret is to making an extremely popular horror movie? One that just draws in the crowd like flies on cows in the middle of summer? One that is written and executed so poorly, and yet the money just comes flowing in and you have to … Read More

Scream Queens Episode 3 “Chainsaw”

The horror comedy hits all the right notes of both genres in the third episode, as the Red Devil steps up the carnage and students fight back against the crimson maniac. Zayday and Grace hit a grocery store after dark to replenish the dwindling food supply at Kappa House. The … Read More

Hannibal’s Last Meal: Does Will End up Being the Main Course?

This is a guest post by Dead Derrick. At long last, the series finale for “Hannibal” has arrived and this is my final write-up. NBC’s “Hannibal” is a series that really never should have been as great as it actually turned out to be. After all, this is a series … Read More

The Identity of the Ghostface Killer in “Scream: The Series” is Revealed!

    Scream’s finale begins exactly as it should in light of the recent tragic death of a legendary master of horror. A photo of a smiling Wes Craven fills the screen with the words “In Memory Of Wes Craven. 1939-2015. Thanks for the screams.” Classy.   Major spoilers below! … Read More

Scream: The Series Episode 9 “The Dance”

  We open on the Lakewood County Municipal Records building after night has fallen, one year before the start of the modern-day murders surrounding Emma Duvall. While a security guard is engrossed in a porno mag, a black clad intruder slips in and swiftly enters the Evidence Room. Inside, they … Read More

Scream The Series Episode 8 “Ghosts”

  We open on Maggie writing the medical examiner’s report on the murder of Will Belmont. As she types, we see a blood splattered Emma in flashback bumping into Will’s shocked mother as she leaves the Barn of Death. Mrs. Belmont has a look for herself as the camera moves … Read More

Hannibal Heats up as the Red Dragon Swoops Down for the Kill

    Long time, no see. You might be wondering where the “Hannibal” write-ups have gone to. Well, rest assured that this is one of two final installments covering the third (and sadly, last) season of my favorite cannibal show to ever air on the small screen. Part of the … Read More

Scream The Series Episode 6 “Betrayed”

This installment has the best opening scene since the pilot. We pick up in the afterglow of Emma and Kieran’s woodland lovemaking. Emma asks Kieran to take her to the old Brandon James house at night so she can face her fears. The pair break into the decaying abode and … Read More