A Killer Is Stirring In All Through The House

All Through The House (2016) Directed by Todd Nunes. Starring Ashley Mary Nunes, Jessica Cameron, and Jennifer Wenger.  A surprisingly competent and bloody low-budget slasher film about a killer dressed as Santa Claus who terrorizes a small town. This review contains minor spoilers and, like the film itself, is definitely not family friendly. … Read More

Cold Prey 2

“Cold Prey 2: Resurrection” (2008) Directed by Mats Stenberg. Starring Ingrid Bolso Berdal, Marthe Snorresdotter Rovik, Kim Arne Hagen. Jannicke survived the last movie, only to find herself stuck in a hospital, with the crazy killer that she thought she killed coming back to finish her off. Gotta respect dedication like … Read More

FINAL GIRLS: The End is Killer

    “Final Girls” (2015). Directed by  Todd Strauss-Schulson. Starring  Taissa Farmiga, Adam DeVine and Malin Akerman. Max, daughter of a famous 80’s scream queen, finds herself pulled into one of her mother’s movies. She finds her mother and together they fight off the crazed maniac. Slasher hi-jinx ensue.   … Read More

Astron 6’s THE EDITOR: Dreamlogic, Porn Mustaches, Alternate Realities and Cake Fetishes

    The Editor (2014). Directed by Adam Brooks and Matthew Kennedy. Zany off-the-cuff Gonzo slasher film that pays homage to Giallo films from the 1970’s and 1980’s.   In Astron 6’s masterpiece, we meet the world’s greatest film editor, Rey Ciso. Or at least he WAS the top of … Read More

The Identity of the Ghostface Killer in “Scream: The Series” is Revealed!

    Scream’s finale begins exactly as it should in light of the recent tragic death of a legendary master of horror. A photo of a smiling Wes Craven fills the screen with the words “In Memory Of Wes Craven. 1939-2015. Thanks for the screams.” Classy.   Major spoilers below! … Read More

The Mutilator Proves That Just By Being Crazy, You Can Become Invincible!

“The Mutilator” (1985).  Directed by Buddy Cooper. Ed Jr. (Matt Mitler) killed his mom in a bizarre gun cleaning accident on his dad’s birthday. Fast forward to present day 1985, where Ed is visiting his dad’s beach house with some friends. While they are working to tidy up the place, his … Read More

I’ve Got No Beef With The Zesty Cheese Served Up In Slaughterhouse

Lester Bacon has fallen on hard times, and now his slaughterhouse is about to be bought out by corporate shills. To make things worse, his rotund, mentally challenged son Buddy has taken up the family business, but instead of chopping up animals, he’s moved on to people, the other white … Read More