No Solicitors? They Shoulda Called It No Audience.

No Solicitors (2015) Directed by John Callas. Starring  Eric Roberts, Beverly Randolph and Felissa Rose. A young realtor and other victims become ensnared in a suburban family’s organ harvesting scheme.   We open on a sunny suburban neighborhood as children ride bikes and skateboards down tree-lined streets. As upbeat instrumental … Read More

Leatherface Needs A Safe Space In TCM Prequel

Leatherface (2017) Directed by Julien Maury and Alexandre Bustillo. Starring Stephen Dorff, Lili Taylor and Sam Strike. Four teenagers escape from a Texas mental institution and go on the run with a nurse hostage, and wind up being pursued through the badlands by a vengeful lawman. It just so happens … Read More

A Killer Is Stirring In All Through The House

All Through The House (2016) Directed by Todd Nunes. Starring Ashley Mary Nunes, Jessica Cameron, and Jennifer Wenger.  A surprisingly competent and bloody low-budget slasher film about a killer dressed as Santa Claus who terrorizes a small town. This review contains minor spoilers and, like the film itself, is definitely not family friendly. … Read More

Cold Prey 2

“Cold Prey 2: Resurrection” (2008) Directed by Mats Stenberg. Starring Ingrid Bolso Berdal, Marthe Snorresdotter Rovik, Kim Arne Hagen. Jannicke survived the last movie, only to find herself stuck in a hospital, with the crazy killer that she thought she killed coming back to finish her off. Gotta respect dedication like … Read More

FINAL GIRLS: The End is Killer

    “Final Girls” (2015). Directed by  Todd Strauss-Schulson. Starring  Taissa Farmiga, Adam DeVine and Malin Akerman. Max, daughter of a famous 80’s scream queen, finds herself pulled into one of her mother’s movies. She finds her mother and together they fight off the crazed maniac. Slasher hi-jinx ensue.   … Read More

Astron 6’s THE EDITOR: Dreamlogic, Porn Mustaches, Alternate Realities and Cake Fetishes

    The Editor (2014). Directed by Adam Brooks and Matthew Kennedy. Zany off-the-cuff Gonzo slasher film that pays homage to Giallo films from the 1970’s and 1980’s.   In Astron 6’s masterpiece, we meet the world’s greatest film editor, Rey Ciso. Or at least he WAS the top of … Read More