FINAL GIRLS: The End is Killer

    “Final Girls” (2015). Directed by  Todd Strauss-Schulson. Starring  Taissa Farmiga, Adam DeVine and Malin Akerman. Max, daughter of a famous 80’s scream queen, finds herself pulled into one of her mother’s movies. She finds her mother and together they fight off the crazed maniac. Slasher hi-jinx ensue.   … Read More

Astron 6’s THE EDITOR: Dreamlogic, Porn Mustaches, Alternate Realities and Cake Fetishes

    The Editor (2014). Directed by Adam Brooks and Matthew Kennedy. Zany off-the-cuff Gonzo slasher film that pays homage to Giallo films from the 1970’s and 1980’s.   In Astron 6’s masterpiece, we meet the world’s greatest film editor, Rey Ciso. Or at least he WAS the top of … Read More

The Identity of the Ghostface Killer in “Scream: The Series” is Revealed!

    Scream’s finale begins exactly as it should in light of the recent tragic death of a legendary master of horror. A photo of a smiling Wes Craven fills the screen with the words “In Memory Of Wes Craven. 1939-2015. Thanks for the screams.” Classy.   Major spoilers below! … Read More

The Mutilator Proves That Just By Being Crazy, You Can Become Invincible!

“The Mutilator” (1985).  Directed by Buddy Cooper. Ed Jr. (Matt Mitler) killed his mom in a bizarre gun cleaning accident on his dad’s birthday. Fast forward to present day 1985, where Ed is visiting his dad’s beach house with some friends. While they are working to tidy up the place, his … Read More

I’ve Got No Beef With The Zesty Cheese Served Up In Slaughterhouse

Lester Bacon has fallen on hard times, and now his slaughterhouse is about to be bought out by corporate shills. To make things worse, his rotund, mentally challenged son Buddy has taken up the family business, but instead of chopping up animals, he’s moved on to people, the other white … Read More

Top 10 of the Best Horror Movie Documentaries Ever Made

10.  Best Worst Movie They’re eating her. And then they’re going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOD! Nilbog is backwards for goblin!     “Best Worst Movie” (2009) is probably one of the most entertaining documentaries about a horrible cult classic B-movie ever made, “Troll 2” which neither has trolls, … Read More