Cooties: Elijah Wood, Prepubescent Zombies, and Tainted Chicken Nuggets

  “Cooties” (2014). Directed by Jonathan Milott and Cary Murnion.  Starring Elijah Wood, Alison Pill and Rainn Wilson. Contaminated chicken nuggets cause a zombie outbreak in an elementary school. It only affects children. I hope your health insurance covers cootie shots!   At a chicken farm, near the town of … Read More

iZombie S2:E9 Cape Town

  First, the title. It has nothing to do with South Africa. It has everything to do with the murder victim, a shop teacher by day, a crime-fighting vigilante, named The Fog, by night. His catch phrase is a thing of beauty. “Tonight, I am thick with justice!” The Fog … Read More

iZombie S2 E4 Even Cowgirls Get the Black and Blues

  Let me just say that nothing about the murder in this episode has anything to do with the zombie situation in Seattle. As it is an aspiring country singer is killed, and eating her brains gives Liv a musical voice for her pain and frustration. It also gives her … Read More

iZombie S2:E3 Real Dead Housewife of Seattle

  What you see before you is the start of a murder. This man, posing as real estate agent is about to push the woman, a lovely Trophy Wife and absolute bitch, over the edge of the view that she has from her back patio. It’s a long way down. … Read More

Top Ten Halloween Party Movies

Halloween is nearly upon us! It’s time to start preparing with our Top 10 List of Spooky Party Movies! Whether you’re looking for outright frightful or totally absurd silliness that lampoons genre conventions, here’s a list of 10 horror films to liven up your Halloween celebration! 10. KILLER WORKOUT aka … Read More

Blood Money: How to Make a Blockbuster Best Selling Most Popular Horror Movie EVAR

  Ever wonder what the secret is to making an extremely popular horror movie? One that just draws in the crowd like flies on cows in the middle of summer? One that is written and executed so poorly, and yet the money just comes flowing in and you have to … Read More

Burying the Ex Shows us That the Only Thing Worse Than a Jealous Ex-Girlfriend is An Evil Undead One!

  Burying the Ex (2014) is a zombie horror comedy, or zomedy, directed by Joe Dante and starring Anton Yelchin,  Ashley Greene, Alexandria Daddario and Oliver Cooper. Max is a loser that wants to move forward in life and start his own business, but his shrew of an ex-girlfriend, Evelyn … Read More

If you like Tales from the Crypt You’ll Love In Fear Of!

  Every once in a while I’m contacted by someone who has made a horror video series that is just amazing. This time, it was Scott W. Perry wondering if I would review the second season of his horror anthology series “In Fear Of.” And naturally I said yes, because … Read More