iZombie S2:E18 Dead Beat and iZombie S2:E19 Salivation Army

A little over a week ago, I sat through a 90-minute season finale that had enough commercials to pad a 60-minute show to that 90-minute mark. Aside from being slow-moving and without any form of resolution, it disappointed. I really don’t care that it mirrored the comic frame for frame. … Read More

Freaks of Nature: Vampires vs. Zombies vs. Aliens

“Freaks of Nature” (2015) is a comedy horror film that throws everything, including the kitchen sink, into the mix. It’s zombies vs. vampires vs. aliens in a sub-par horror comedy of totally non-epic proportions. Aliens are invading Dillford and it’s up to humans, zombies and vampires to stop them. Directed by … Read More

Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

  “Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse” (2015). Directed by Christopher Landon. Starring Tye Sheridan, Logan Miller and Joey Morgan. Boy Scouts find themselves in the middle of a zombie outbreak. Bad jokes ensue. Also, zombie boobs.   A janitor is working in the Biotine research facility lab,  singing and … Read More

Cooties: Elijah Wood, Prepubescent Zombies, and Tainted Chicken Nuggets

  “Cooties” (2014). Directed by Jonathan Milott and Cary Murnion.  Starring Elijah Wood, Alison Pill and Rainn Wilson. Contaminated chicken nuggets cause a zombie outbreak in an elementary school. It only affects children. I hope your health insurance covers cootie shots!   At a chicken farm, near the town of … Read More

iZombie S2:E9 Cape Town

  First, the title. It has nothing to do with South Africa. It has everything to do with the murder victim, a shop teacher by day, a crime-fighting vigilante, named The Fog, by night. His catch phrase is a thing of beauty. “Tonight, I am thick with justice!” The Fog … Read More

iZombie S2 E4 Even Cowgirls Get the Black and Blues

  Let me just say that nothing about the murder in this episode has anything to do with the zombie situation in Seattle. As it is an aspiring country singer is killed, and eating her brains gives Liv a musical voice for her pain and frustration. It also gives her … Read More

iZombie S2:E3 Real Dead Housewife of Seattle

  What you see before you is the start of a murder. This man, posing as real estate agent is about to push the woman, a lovely Trophy Wife and absolute bitch, over the edge of the view that she has from her back patio. It’s a long way down. … Read More